Dogconker Posted April 9, 2015 Posted April 9, 2015 We're off to crete this year with a couple of long wknds somewhere in the UK before and afterwards [emoji41] Do miss my dog , lizard and the scoob of cause I love that your lizard is called Steve [emoji2] Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk
Gambit Posted April 9, 2015 Author Posted April 9, 2015 Mines called Glen Quagmire..... Oh we not talking about..... Oh Lizards yeah I don't have one
stants Posted April 9, 2015 Posted April 9, 2015 We also need a pic of said lizard, saw a bloke in town once walking his (i use that word loosley) very odd, took it to the park it sat in sun for a bit then plonked it on his shoulder and went off again [emoji51]
Dogconker Posted April 9, 2015 Posted April 9, 2015 That was Gambit, and it wasn't a lizard [emoji41] Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk
stants Posted April 9, 2015 Posted April 9, 2015 Well it looked a bit scaliley and funny coloured from where I was sitting. Good job it wasn't flicking it's tongue out [emoji33]
savage bulldogs Posted April 9, 2015 Posted April 9, 2015 Sorry dog autocorrect changed her name a bit , she's called stevie after the geko on king Julian's crown in the Madagascar film (my 2 girls named her) I'm a bit outnumbered by female's in my household Mrs 2 daughters Stevie (bearded lady dragon) Elizabeth (english bulldog )even tried to paint her nails by kicking my freshly painted header tank last week I have got one other male here "thumper" the lop eared rabbit that lives in my shed guarding all the scooby spares
AndyXV Posted April 9, 2015 Posted April 9, 2015 The filthy !Removed! must be a !Removed! ostrich with the amount of crap thats on my window, second time in two weeks after a wash!
tom_gr7 Posted April 9, 2015 Posted April 9, 2015 Put my new cabin filter in tonight. Air con doesnt smell now lol. Ooppss wrong thread lol. Silly phones
Tidgy Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 People who leave floaters at work. FFS people, if your gonna drop the smelliest turdzilla known to the universe, flush and make sure it's gone, not hanging around making people's eyes water and gag each time they go into the loo. muppets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1
Rizmo Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 18 week old Labrador puppy stole half my cheese scone after I came back from early shopping this morning. Same puppy stole a cheese and pickle sandwich off the work top at lunchtime (she is growing fast - probably all that bread). This afternoon she surprised us by climbing up the stairs, as she has had to be carried up to now - so all doors upstairs now shut. No doubt she will soon learn to open the doors, and crap on my bed!
Dogconker Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 Our 1st 2 weeks of our puppy were hell, hope you have fun. Never crapped on the bed though Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk
stants Posted April 10, 2015 Posted April 10, 2015 Methinks your dog likes cheese ! Never had a puppy always been rescue dogs with a but more vintage to them.
Tidgy Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 Todays rant, Fookin Hayfever. What fooking prick though this up? sneezing instead of breathing, nose running like a 8000 diameter pipe and eyes like sandpaper. *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogconker Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 Yep, I'm with you. My hay fever is triggered by Oilseed Rape so mine's just getting going now. Got at least 4 months of this and only going to get worse in that time. Stroll on winter [emoji24] Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk
stants Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 People blindly crawling round town centres waiting for their sat nav to update/ re route. Open your eyes and read the road signs [emoji35]
Dogconker Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 People that do THIS!!!!! https://youtu.be/4ztHFM55P40
Loz Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 People that do THIS!!!!! https://youtu.be/4ztHFM55P40 You really, really don't want to drive around Birmingham, the islands around brum may make you go postal! :D
Dogconker Posted April 18, 2015 Posted April 18, 2015 Actually Birmingham is easy, when you drive around Birmingham, you just think of the worst thing they could do and that's what they do. In Staffordshire you apply the same logic and they'll totally f**king astound you! Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk 1
tom_gr7 Posted January 31, 2016 Posted January 31, 2016 When one of your inconsiderate neighbours parks their car in across the front of your drive.... Whilst your car is on said drive... yes, well done.. cars blocked in, lets hope my pregnant missus doesn't need to get to the hospital in a hurry. !Removed! !Removed! heads
Dogconker Posted January 31, 2016 Posted January 31, 2016 Flat tyres anyone? Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk
tom_gr7 Posted January 31, 2016 Posted January 31, 2016 haha thats a bit extreme dog, i'd bet that most owners would continue driving without noticing 4 flat tyres
Gambit Posted February 1, 2016 Author Posted February 1, 2016 break the window take the handbrake off and let it roll ;)
AndyXV Posted February 1, 2016 Posted February 1, 2016 police did it to someone near me, someone had parked with front end in the dip of the nosy neighbours drive so they rang the police said they had knocked on every ones doors and no one knew whos it was so police came put baton threw window moved it then wagon came tow it off, only to find out it was someone's they knew across the road visiting family, was a cracking night i was glued to my window my rant is 30mphers on the motorway! came to join on m6 at preston i was doing say 50-55mph car casually driving in first lane doing 30-35mph so i slow to nip in behind it second lane is packed all over taking this clown then in my mirror i see an arctic hurtling up behind me at 60mph absolute **** myself 4
Scoobyghost Posted February 16, 2016 Posted February 16, 2016 Renewed my insurance with Kieth Michael's in January and made clear the date I wanted the direct debit to come out. Bloke who renewed me assured me he would contact accounts and sort. Surprise it came out the wrong day! Thought OK one mistake won't hurt called up again and spoke to a women about it. Again assured it was swapped but low and behold it's been taken on the wrong day again! This time I won't be so polite.
Gambit Posted February 24, 2016 Author Posted February 24, 2016 I had a similar issue with my bank and their life insurance safe to say I got mad in the end and canceled it
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