majik_thighs Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Well mines decided to revert to Korean or whatever the default language is and I can`t seem to change it back to English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majik_thighs Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Aha!........even though I don`t read or speak a word of Satsuma, i`ve managed to sort it. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Lol, I did that with a SATNAV once, took me ages to get back to english Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majik_thighs Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 There was a joke text message going around about 10 years ago for Nokia phones which said if you press the shortcut keys in a certain sequence it enabled Pacman on your phone. Turned the language into Greek. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Here's my nob of the week.you need the sound on for the full effect of the motorcycle, sorry about the horse but I was less than chuffed by his undertaking ;)Typical young motorcyclist unfortunately. undertakes me on the left turn only lane, cuts me up and then goes straight on. weaves side to side around the roundabout presumably to put some heat into his tyres ready for when he opens up on the dual carriageway. we get onto the dual carriageway and in typical style he opens the taps to leave us all standing, there was just one little detail he overlooked . . . . . . Yep, if you going to ride like your riding a super bike, make sure it IS a super bike so the car your trying to overtaking and the diesel 4x4 your trying to leave behind don't just drive off and leave you looking like a loser!This guy did everything wrong, especially braking as he leant the bike over to set up to leave the roundabout, he's just asking to come off."Think Bike" . . . . in this case I think its "Biker Think"I reckon this is an 8 out of 10 for nobbiness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majik_thighs Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Where were you taking the horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I had to comply with youtubes terms and conditions which means I had to mask my expletives. If you want to know what I said I referred to him as a reproducing person with a phallic protrusion from his head [emoji39] Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david1972 Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 A !Removed! ******** then [emoji106] Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majik_thighs Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I`m so glad you explained Dog! :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 I`m so glad you explained Dog! :P All part of the service [emoji38] Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 [emoji51] too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowthruster Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Wheres the link?cant see it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Wheres the link?cant see it not sure what happened there, youtube link just vanished, anyway I've put it back up, had to really as its so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 With skills like that he's lookong like a step up to moto gp next year or a trip in [emoji603] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitman Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 thats just a 125cc muppet on a moppet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 What a tit not be long before his under someone's wheels riding like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majik_thighs Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Organ donor in waiting.............could I have his liver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Ask Dog nicely he might be able to remove it for you on his next meeting ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 well I drove 300 miles today and inevitably encountered my nob for the day. he took so long to overtake it was untrue. I did what I usually do under these circumstances, maintain speed and heading :D . . . . . . . breath in! Also nearly witnessed the demise of this van due to an errant lorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Wow that was left pretty late. I wonder if the other car sped up. Had a few people do that to me drive at about 45mph then speed up as I go to over take. Not that it matters turbo spools soon get past with ease. And I've seen some awful driving by some lorries. Best one was my mate. He was at a junction as a lorry came round massive bit of ice came off his lorry smashed the windscreen of his missus car he was driving. Lorry driver just stucj his finger up at my mate and drove on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 No I think the overtaking car just hadn't got enough oomph and I was probably going faster than he expected. He also thought id move out of the way, I work on the shipping approach of "might is right". I like the way he even signalled as he cut the other car up. Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Here's my contribution to knobbish driving this week, Bearing in mind it's on a 20 zone with two schools at the bottom of the street let alone the zebra crossing and cross roads.camera has issues focusing at night which is a shame. And new pitch stop is causing a bit more shake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogconker Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 What a !Removed!, all that risk and all to gain 1 car length before he turned off. Sent from my iphone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stants Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 If I'd seen him coming I'd have slowed at least he'd have passed a little more safely. Trouble with drivers like that when they crash they won't end up killing themselves but ruining someone elses lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quit Posted November 27, 2014 Share Posted November 27, 2014 i need one of these, but i spend most my time in the car on the phone swearing at people, then at other road users then singing with the radio wont be a pleasant viewing experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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