Well mines decided to revert to Korean or whatever the default language is and I can`t seem to change it back to English.

Aha!........even though I don`t read or speak a word of Satsuma, i`ve managed to sort it.

:D

Lol, I did that with a SATNAV once, took me ages to get back to english

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There was a joke  text message going around about 10 years ago for Nokia phones which said if you press the shortcut keys in a certain sequence it enabled Pacman on your phone.

Turned the language into Greek. 

Here's my nob of the week.

you need the sound on for the full effect of the motorcycle, sorry about the horse but I was less than chuffed by his undertaking ;)

Typical young motorcyclist unfortunately. undertakes me on the left turn only lane, cuts me up and then goes straight on. weaves side to side around the roundabout presumably to put some heat into his tyres ready for when he opens up on the dual carriageway. we get onto the dual carriageway and in typical style he opens the taps to leave us all standing, there was just one little detail he overlooked . . . . . .

 

Yep, if you going to ride like your riding a super bike, make sure it IS a super bike so the car your trying to overtaking and the diesel 4x4 your trying to leave behind don't just drive off and leave you looking like a loser!

This guy did everything wrong, especially braking as he leant the bike over to set up to leave the roundabout, he's just asking to come off.

"Think Bike" . . . . in this case I think its "Biker Think"

I reckon this is an 8 out of 10 for nobbiness

Where were you taking the horse? 

I had to comply with youtubes terms and conditions which means I had to mask my expletives.

If you want to know what I said I referred to him as a reproducing person with a phallic protrusion from his head [emoji39]

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A !Removed! ******** then [emoji106]

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I`m so glad you explained Dog! :P

I`m so glad you explained Dog! :P

All part of the service [emoji38]

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[emoji51] too funny

Wheres the link?cant see it

Wheres the link?cant see it

 

not sure what happened there, youtube link just vanished, anyway I've put it back up, had to really as its so funny

With skills like that he's lookong like a step up to moto gp next year or a trip in [emoji603]

thats just a 125cc muppet on a moppet 

What a tit not be long before his under someone's wheels riding like that 

Organ donor in waiting.............could I have his liver?

Ask Dog nicely he might be able to remove it for you on his next meeting ;) 

well I drove 300 miles today and inevitably encountered my nob for the day. he took so long to overtake it was untrue. I did what I usually do under these circumstances, maintain speed and heading  :D  . . . . . . . breath in!

 

 

Also nearly witnessed the demise of this van due to an errant lorry.

 

Wow that was left pretty late. I wonder if the other car sped up. Had a few people do that to me drive at about 45mph then speed up as I go to over take. Not that it matters turbo spools soon get past with ease. And I've seen some awful driving by some lorries. Best one was my mate. He was at a junction as a lorry came round massive bit of ice came off his lorry smashed the windscreen of his missus car he was driving. Lorry driver just stucj his finger up at my mate and drove on.

No I think the overtaking car just hadn't got enough oomph and I was probably going faster than he expected. He also thought id move out of the way, I work on the shipping approach of "might is right". I like the way he even signalled as he cut the other car up.

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Here's my contribution to knobbish driving this week,

Bearing in mind it's on a 20 zone with two schools at the bottom of the street let alone the zebra crossing and cross roads.camera has issues focusing at night which is a shame. And new pitch stop is causing a bit more shake

What a !Removed!, all that risk and all to gain 1 car length before he turned off.

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If I'd seen him coming I'd have slowed at least he'd have passed a little more safely. Trouble with drivers like that when they crash they won't end up killing themselves but ruining someone elses lives

i need one of these, but i spend most my time in the car on the phone swearing at people, then at other road users then singing with the radio

wont be a pleasant viewing experience